Serial Loser Beto O’Rourke Hints at 2026 Senate Bid… Again
Robert “Beto” O’Rourke, the three-time election loser who’s become a national punchline, is back in the headlines—this time floating a possible 2026 Senate run in Texas. Yes, again.
During a recent town hall, the failed Senate, presidential, and gubernatorial candidate responded to a question about taking on Senator John Cornyn by saying:
“If it comes to pass that this is what the people of Texas want… then yes, I will.”
Because nothing says “listen to the people” like ignoring three clear rejections at the ballot box.
Beto’s Losing Streak: A Quick Recap
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2018: Lost to Senator Ted Cruz despite tens of millions from Hollywood and Silicon Valley.
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2020: Fizzled out of the Democratic presidential primary before Iowa, polling in the low single digits.
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2022: Got crushed by Gov. Greg Abbott by more than 10 points in the Texas gubernatorial race.
O’Rourke has been rejected in every statewide race he’s entered, but he keeps coming back—like a political boomerang with a trust fund.
Meanwhile, a Real Race Is Heating Up
While Beto flirts with another futile run, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has launched a bold challenge against Senator John Cornyn, calling out the longtime incumbent for betraying Trump and the America First movement.
“John Cornyn has turned his back on President Trump and the America First agenda time after time,” Paxton declared.
Paxton, known for his legal brawls with the Biden Administration, said he’s ready to bring that same conservative firepower to the Senate.
Final Verdict
While Paxton vs. Cornyn promises to be a true political heavyweight showdown, Beto O’Rourke’s latest tease feels like a rerun nobody asked for. After three brutal losses, Texans are tired of the Beto show—and the punchline’s getting old.
Maybe it’s time for Robert to sit this one out.
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