How to End the Riots in LA: No Masks, No Mercy, No More Excuses
Los Angeles is on fire—literally and morally. Violent mobs have taken over the streets, waving foreign flags, assaulting law enforcement, and torching cars while ICE agents try to restore order. And yet, while chaos reigns, the so-called “leaders” of California are busy suing President Trump and taunting federal officers instead of cracking down on criminals.
But what if we flipped the script? What if, instead of backing down, we exposed these thugs for what they are—and made it impossible for them to hide?
Here’s the bold plan that should be implemented immediately:
Step One: The Blue Man Treatment
Law enforcement—ICE, police, National Guard, and even the U.S. Marines—should equip their water cannons with blue-dyed water. The goal? Drench every rioter in a highly visible blue dye that stains skin, hair, and clothes for days. Anyone participating in this lawlessness gets marked like a human highlighter.
Just like the famous “Blue Man Group” in Vegas, these radicals will be easy to identify, arrest, and prosecute.
Step Two: Add Skunk Odor
Let’s make them unforgettable. Add non-toxic skunk spray to the dye, a crowd-control tool already used by Israeli defense forces. These anarchists won’t just be painted—they’ll stink. They’ll be visibly and olfactorily uninvited from any civil gathering, public space, or hiding place. No one will want to harbor them.
Step Three: No More Masks
President Trump’s ban on masks at protests is a smart and necessary move. If you’re out there committing crimes, you don’t get to hide your identity. The days of anonymity for rioters are over.
Step Four: Jan 6 Treatment, Applied Equally
It’s time to apply the same legal standard the Left used against January 6th defendants. If peaceful protesters were locked in solitary confinement without trial for parading in the Capitol, then those burning down U.S. cities, waving foreign flags, and attacking police horses deserve equal, if not harsher, punishment.
These are not “protesters.” These are foreign insurrectionists and domestic terrorists.
Solitary confinement, no bail, long-term prosecution—every tool used against conservatives should now be turned against those rioting in our streets.
Step Five: Deportation or Detention
After arrest, trial, and conviction—these criminals should be sent to one of three places:
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Mexico (if that’s the flag they’re flying)
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Venezuela or Gaza (if they prefer chaos and statelessness)
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Or the supermax prison in El Salvador, where gangsters get what they deserve
A Word to the Wise
Twenty-three years ago, some of us saw this coming. We left California, took our families and our futures elsewhere, and never looked back. While liberal elites pandered and allowed illegal alien crime to grow unchecked, we knew the collapse was inevitable.
But for those still trapped in California—you don’t have to stay and suffer. Red states are calling. Places like Nevada, Texas, Utah, and Idaho still believe in law, order, and the right to raise your family without being targeted by criminals—or smeared for telling the truth.
